The Night Owl Gene

I finally have the science to prove why I work best at night. Scientists in England have discovered some people work on a 27-hour body clock rather than the standard 24-hour body clock. Scientists have named it the After Hours Gene, tongues firmly lodged in their cheeks, I am sure. This would explain why I do my best work late at night, or the reason I get the urge to clean my floors at 11:30 at night.

Now, if we could just add three more hours to the day, my life would be perfect.